Mortar is growing its media business and in need of a type “A” media planner ready to win over the world. If you can’t demonstrate your type “A” personality via your past experience, don’t bother to apply. We want someone hungry for the challenge and willing to go the extra mile at every turn. This is an exceptional opportunity to work with a great agency dedicated to doing great work and providing outstanding media solutions for our clients who range from natural gas to hospitals, medical devices to the cloud, and universities to high-end printing. No lack of variety, eh?
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Category: Jobs@theMortar
July 29th, 2013
Obscenely Talented Senior Copywriter Wanted.We’re Mortar, a San Francisco agency dedicated to shaping conversations between people and brands. We like showing up in unexpected places with something surprising to say. Which is where you come in. Like us, you’re maybe a little hard to define. A brilliant writer for sure, but a conceptual powerhouse as well. You’ve worked on your fair share of print campaigns, broadcast spots, websites, social media promotions, you name it. To you, the medium doesn’t matter—only that what you do is smart, relevant, and more than a little ballsy. We’re looking for at least 5-7 years of relevant agency experience. You know how to work with an integrated team and you’re comfortable taking a few risks. Naturally, you know how to communicate your vision to clients in a way that gets them excited, too. And you’ll need a sense of humor. Or, at the very least, be able to laugh in the face of intense pressure. And laugh at yourself. And us. Definitely. If this sounds like a possible match, let’s chat. Start by sending a link to hireme@mortaragency.com. If we like what we see, we’ll get back to you stat. Given our need for speed, we’ll give strong preference to candidates already based in the Bay Area. April 30th, 2013
Graphic Designer With Picture Of Orangutang.We’re an SF agency dedicated to finding new and better ways to reach today’s slightly pissed-off consumers, and we’re hiring a Graph…wait, wait, wait. Hold the @*#@ing phone. Why are we hiring another designer? What, we don’t have enough fixed-gear bicycles and neck beards? Get one of those hipsters to write your stupid want ad. Or maybe they can design one. “Oooh. Look. Helvetica! Let’s all drink coffee!” Fine. We’ll hire one. But we’re gonna stick a bunch of random crap in the job requirements just to torture them into actually reading the copy. April 26th, 2013
Needing Senior Account Executive With Giant, Pulsating Brain.
Did you ever see that old episode of Star Trek with the scary aliens in the blue sparkly muu-muus who could just kind of pulse their giant brains at you and get you to do stuff? That’s the type of impregnable leadership and persuasive moxie we’re looking for. (Minus the sparkly muu-muus. We think.) April 18th, 2013
Seeking Fiendishly Talented Account Planner (Freelance to Full-Time).Mortar is looking for a freelance brand strategist/account planner to join our team. We’re a planning-led agency who scours for hidden insight and a genuine connection to the consumer, which provides the springboard for our creative. We only see things as integrated, and we’re looking for a strategic thinker who can work across all media – digital, social, traditional, influencer marketing, and even PR. |
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