"Long time ago, me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin’ down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon… in the middle… of the road.
And he said: [Sung] ‘Play the best song in the world, or I’ll eat your soul.’ (soul)
[Spoken] Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said… ‘Okay.’ "
– Tenacious D: "Tribute"
If a shiny demon appears in the middle of Maiden Lane and says: "Post the best link in the world or I’ll eat your soul,"
I will look at Sarah with confidence, and I will turn to the demon, and I will say to the demon, "Suck it, Trebek."
Because I know about MyOpenBar.com.
This site… it’s so freaking cool… words fail us. It’s a website and mailing list.
A website and mailing list that tells busy brand builders like us where all the free drinks in town are. And not just our town. Other towns, too.
It tells us.
The Free. Drinks. Are.
We raise our Goblet of Rock in tribute.
"Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: ‘(snort) Be you angels?’
And we said, ‘Nay. We are but men.’