Tag Archives: humor

November 12th, 2010

The Biscuit-In-The-Basket Conspiracy

First, a post aboot Canada. Now a post aboot hockey? Is this some sort of polite, well-mannered Canadian coup of the Mortarblog? (Hey, as long as we get free healthcare and one of those burgers, we will happily welcome our new insect moose overlords.)

No. It is not a Canadian takeover. It is a post about “Conversation Marketing.” (Yeah, yeah – we hate that name too, but until we think of a better one, we’re stuck with it. Moving on…)

First, a little background: We are not particularly Boston Bruins fans, but man do we love their TV campaign. Excuse the pun, but…check it:

 

Holy-moly, that’s good. And we love this one, too:

 

But then, this happened:

Don’t worry, she got back up. She’s a hockey fan.

 

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SIDE NOTE: As an observant Deadspin commenter
points out…does that hole look exactly like Jay Leno?

Could NBC be behind it? Or could it be Coco?
Is that Terry O’Reilly on the grassy knoll?
We’re behind the looking glass, people.

Ahem. Sorry. Anyway, Here’s the truly double-awesome part. Watch the Bruins’ marketing department get out in front of the ladykicking story with this:

 

Score! That is sweeter than a Don Cherry suit. On-brand and on-time, people. Bears may be godless killing machines, and the Bruins may be mortal enemies of certain hockey fans around the Mortar, but dammit…respect-where-respect is due. If marketing is a conversation, these guys are the type of people we’d want to be stuck next to at the bar. Extremely well-played, Bruins.

(We’re still keeping a close eye on those Canadians, though.)

Via Deadspin.

July 21st, 2010

I Want My Comic Sans, Comic Sans, Comic Sans…

So, you guys probably heard a little bit about the whole LeBron James kerfuffle? What with the crazy hour-long tv special and the angry letter from jilted management? Basically, it was a lesson in How Not To Market Yourself. It was so bad, ESPN even spoofed themselves. Check it:

But here’s where it gets interesting – check out Chili’s “angry” response…in Comic Sans!

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Being able to laugh at oneself is one of the best things a brand can do. It oozes confidence. Also, it’s funny. Plus, there’s that one Chili’s in the terminal at O’Hare? Never poisoned us once. Well done. 

May 21st, 2010

It’s Friday. Do Lighten Up, Old Bean.

This is the official logo of the 2012 Summer Olympics.

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To say it's "caused a bit of a stir" is a bit like saying "The Titanic had a few bugs to work out."

But did those Londoners back down? Never, never, never! They doubled down. Not with delicious chicken sandwiches, but with this:

Presenting "Wenlock" and "Mandeville," the official mascots of the 2012 London Summer Olympic Games. 

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"Yes-yes y'all!"

No, we're not kidding. They even did a video!

But you know who is kidding? The kids. As in, "The Kids, They Will Mess With Your Brand."

Let's see what you scamps have gotten up to with your PhotoShop.

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Expected. (But still funny.)


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"Not in our house, Chalmers!"


Pulpshop
"Say "What the #*#$&* are those things supposed to be?" again, mother#*$er.
Say it again. I dare you!"

 
Karateshop

"Sweep the leg-like protrusion, Johnny!"



We're through the looking glass, people.


Aliensshop 

KANG: "Fooling these Earth voters is easier than expected."
KODOS:
"Yes. All they want to hear are bland pleasantries embellished by an occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss."

This explains so much. Enjoy the rest of your Friday – and please continue twirling, twirling, twirling to freedom.

There's more (NSFW but hilarious) fun over at Deadspin.

April 19th, 2010

Let’s Talk Dirty To The Animals.


This is “Animals,” part of the new campaign for Stanley Steemer by Young & Laramore. It’s cheap, it’s hilarious, and it’s brilliantly on-target. If you can stop laughing long enough, what you take away from these spots is this: These guys are really into cleaning carpets. Which is all they really need to say.

See the rest here.

March 24th, 2010

Art (Director) Imitates Life.

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"Make the logo bigger! I hate you! Waaaaaaaaaaah!"

OK, clients. We promise never to complain again.*
While we have gotten some wacky briefs in our time, we've never gotten anything like author Bill Zeman gets from his client daughter, 5 year-old Rosie: "A sick crocodile." "A bone dinosaur eating a baby." "A cat killing a rat." "I don't even want a drawing.  Do whatever you want." It's genius, and it's called Tiny Art Director, and you can buy it from Amazon, or check out his blog here

Via Boing-Boing.

*Offer not valid in the continental United States, Canada, Israel, or on the Mysterious Island Of Open-Minded Flight Attendants. All rights reserved. May cause the gum disease known as gingivitis.