Sep. 19th, 2007

Shiver me freakin’ timbers – it’s “Talk Like a Pirate” Day

Honestly, if you feel the need to go around saying things like:

“Shiver me timbers”

“Ahoy, matey”


“No, really, I DO have a girlfriend. It’s just that she lives in Canada and you’ve been out of town when she visits and, yes, she does look a lot like the model in the picture that came with my wallet.”

You’re not a real pirate. You need to grow up, get a real job and, perhaps, a life.

That said, here’s a cute picture (thanks, Hugh!):


The “Yarrrr-mot.” Like a Marmot, but more swashbuckling.

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