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October 27th, 2008

It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year.

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No, it’s not Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Sorry, it’s not Spring Training, the autumnal equinox or World Alzheimer’s Day either. (Wait, is it? We’re pretty sure it’s not.)
It’s the Day When They Tell Us That A Badly-Named Medicine For Rheumatoid Arthritis Is Coming Soon! Seriously! OMG! Actemra! Coming! Soon!

We always wondered why the City bothered to print “Advertising On This Newsrack Is Not Controlled By, And May Not Reflect The Views Of Any Of The Publications Within” beneath the boards. Now, we know. Wouldn’t want to make The Learning Annex look bad.

October 25th, 2008

In Which We Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry.


So that’s where Dookie’s been.
A truly inspired effort from director Charles Stone III and crew.

P.S. Vote, people.

October 22nd, 2008

Element Four’s WaterMill and CEO Rick Howard Get the Royal Treatment from BBC Radio 2’s Rebecca Pike

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Listen in for a detailed analysis of Howard’s thoughts on why he trusts consumers to make the sustainable choice, why tap water doesn’t necessarily cut it, current world-saving R&D, and the quick and dirty explanation of how the WaterMill uses the most plentiful resource around-the air-to tackle the global water resource issue.  Or just delight in the soothing British voice repeating “Element Four.

October 20th, 2008

Somebody Out There Needs A Hug.

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This just in from the Department Of Understatement: It’s a pretty tough economy out there. Oh, you heard that, huh? Us, too. In fact, we’ve been getting a lot of calls lately asking how we’re managing, and if clients are running for cover.
Also, if we have any recipes for Top Ramen.

We are happy, if mildly shocked, to report that things are chugging along just fine. At first, we thought it might just be an East Coast/West Coast thing, what with us being somewhat removed from the scene of the crime(s) and all, but then we were heartened to see an article in the New York Times full of quotes like this one from Charles Schwab’s Rebecca Saeger:

"Increasing sales and profits has “never been more important,” said Ms.
Saeger…There has never been a more crystal-clear
realization of why you need a strong brand.”

Outstanding. Looks like we actually learned something from the dot-com crash.
Let’s review:
Your brand is what people think of, when they think of you.
So, when society’s foundations seem about as stable as that waterbed you owned in the 1980’s, wouldn’t it be good if people thought of your brand as something they could count on?

Joseph Tripodi, CMO at Coke thinks so:

“It’s very easy now to panic, and we cannot panic,” he added. “Invest
in your brands now, especially in these dry times. The easiest thing is
to shut down, and that’s the worst thing.”

Same with James Stengel at Procter & Gamble:

“If we’re there for consumers when they need us,” he added, “I’m sure we’ll be fine.”

And when you start to put all the pieces together, you get a pretty heady formula for growth, like "Home Is Calling", General Mills’ new Pillsbury work:

“Right now, given where America is, people need to go back to the comfort of home.”

Point is, it’s easy to care for a brand when people are irrationally exuberant and talking themselves into buying flat-screen tvs for the cat. It gets a little harder when they’re wondering if they should hitch the cat to a tiny covered wagon and light out for Californee. But now is when your brand matters. Now your audience is paying attention. Now is when they wonder if you’re here today, gone tomorrow, or if you’re stable, smart, and something that matters to them. Play your cards right, and you can make an impression that lasts a long, long time. Keep calm and carry on, eh, wot?

P.S. Add a little shrimp and some Tony Chachere’s to your Top Ramen and you’re good to go.

October 17th, 2008

The WaterMill from Element Four Steals the show at this year’s West Coast Green

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Element Four debuted their atmospheric water generator, the WaterMill, at the West Coast Green conference last month.  Conference-goers and media alike flocked to the team’s booth featuring the WaterMill.  Their innovative flagship product combines cutting-edge technology with a sustainable and cost-effective solution to one of the biggest problems facing our globe—reliable access to pure, healthy drinking water.

Gizmodo raved that the WaterMill’s process of converting air to water was “automagical,” while AOL’s tech blog Switched and Treehugger prominently featured diagrams of the WaterMill in their West Coast Green coverage.

CNET’s Green Tech TV was even able to snag an interview with CEO Rick Howard, where their reporter was able to get Howard to open up about his views on flavored water, among other things.

The sky’s the limit for these enterprising Canadian world-savers, at least until our planet’s air supply runs out…  Check it all out at www.elementfour.com