No, it’s not Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Sorry, it’s not Spring Training, the autumnal equinox or World Alzheimer’s Day either. (Wait, is it? We’re pretty sure it’s not.)
It’s the Day When They Tell Us That A Badly-Named Medicine For Rheumatoid Arthritis Is Coming Soon! Seriously! OMG! Actemra! Coming! Soon!
We always wondered why the City bothered to print “Advertising On This Newsrack Is Not Controlled By, And May Not Reflect The Views Of Any Of The Publications Within” beneath the boards. Now, we know. Wouldn’t want to make The Learning Annex look bad.