Author Archives: MortarMark
June 1st, 2007

Let’s Give Something Back.

You know, we have a lot of fun here on the Mortarblog, but we’re about giving back, too. Take a moment out of your busy day and spend some time with comedian Ricky Gervais as he raises awareness of poverty in Kenya. It’s not like the usual pitches; you know the ones, they claim to be about helping people, but they’re really just cheap, shoddy vehicles for self-promotion. No, we’re not into that. We’re about helping people. And so is Stephen Merchant. He appears in this video because he cares about the state of the world we share, not because he needs to raise his own profile. Or sell Daz Detergent.  Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver is on board; he’s about solving problems, too. Not selling cookbooks. Because what could be more cynical than that?
Selling bloody cookbooks in Kenya? That would just be wrong. But we’re not about wrong. We’re about brotherhood. We’ve got Geldof, for goodness’ sakes. What more do you need?  If you don’t well up when a Kenyan villager gives Gervais his most prized possession, your very soul is in peril. Or, you’re out of onion rings. Check it out, won’t you? When you give back, everyone’s a winner.

June 1st, 2007

Further evidence: print classifieds join the dodo

Alice_and_dodo_2Bay Area realtor and blogger, Chris Iverson, (3 Oceans via SFist) offers up anecdotal evidence that newspaper classifieds are quickly becoming even less relevant than Dubya’s new "climate change" plan.
Iverson gives the following example:

I ran ads in the Palo Alto Weekly and the Open Homes sections of the San Mateo County Times (local paper) and San Francisco Chronicle. And the results? Out of 52 groups over two weekends, a total of zero came because they saw an ad in a newspaper.
Meanwhile, the listing for the house on my website has been visited 101 times, and the virtual tour on the MLS (Multiple Listings Service) and other online outlets has received over 1600 hits from nearly 200 visitors.

This is only one example (he has others) but, if you’re a classified ads salesperson, you might want to spiff up your resume.

May 25th, 2007

They’re all going to laugh at you

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

After several minutes of furious Googling, it’s unclear whether Oscar Wilde actually spoke the above quote or if it’s just from the Monty Python skit but, either way, it sums up the current Web video phenomenon pretty frickin’ well.

Go viral video PR!

Case in point, the Boston Pops’ current promotional contest. The Pops are running an online (you can also send in VHS tapes if you’re still living in the 20th century) contest called PopSearch. Yes, American Idol is now influencing respectable cultural institutions. The winner gets 5,000 samoleons and a chance to sing with one of the foremost interpreters of John Phillip Sousa’s oevre. If you want in, you’ve got to submit your video by 11:59 p.m. tonight. Get singing!

The contestant featured below is San Francisco’s own Aaron Drake.

May 23rd, 2007

iWOWZA

Apple’s famously recognizable silhouettes are making their way from brand to brand and has now jumped into a new industry: sex toys. Check out the iGasm.

Igasm1_2C’mon Apple, talk about giving the world some leverage with a great idea like silhouettes and a simple lowercase “i.” 

G-rated companies like ivillage, itools and ifilm have already showed themselves to the public. But this new iGASM’ may spark an entire new trend in the X-rated community with x-rated, sexual jargon beginning with that famous, influential baby “i.”

Who knows, the new iGasm may bump up sales for Apple in the UK.

Do we see a new X-rated brand identity for Apple in the future? Probably not, but one never knows what Steve Jobs and his brilliant team of innovators are cooking up.

May 21st, 2007

The Sara Situation

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You may recognize the gentleman holding the cup of gourmet coffee as one Winston "The Wolf" Wolf.

He solves problems.

What, you may ask, is The Wolf doing on the Mortarblog? Did Will get careless with a firearm? Are people frantically cleaning the back seat of a 1974 Chevy Nova right now?

No.

The Wolf, as you may know, is played by actor Harvey Keitel, whose birthday is May 13th.

Someone else we know shares Mr. Keitel’s birthday.

Joe Louis? Great fighter. But not who we’re thinking of.
Stevie Wonder?  Right day, wrong guy.
Dennis "The Worm" Rodman? Dear lord, no.

We’re thinking of the newest Mortaron, Sara Eleanor Ransick.

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Sara joined Mortar on Sunday, May 13, at 4:50 PM, weighing in at a very respectable 8 lbs., 1 oz.

Sara is a Taurus – we know she will grow strong like bull.

May she rebound like Rodman, sing like Stevie, have a jab like the Brown Bomber, and solve problems as dependably as The Wolf.

Remember, Sara (and the rest of you, for that matter,) the wise words of The Wolf:

"Just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character."