They also note a disturbing design trend…or is it something worse?
Here we have Original Cap’n Crunch:
Here’s 1970’s Full Color Cap’n:
Actually, it’s his French counterpart, Le Capitain Monsieur Crunch D’Bouche.
Eyes a little more open, but no more girlfriend.
(Love, she is fickle.)
Now, let’s meet today’s Captain Crunch.
Can’t you just picture this meeting?
CLIENT: "We need a vibrant Cap’n Crunch. A real go-getter. A post 9/11 Cap’n Crunch, ready to defend our shipping lanes in the War-On-Terror ."
DESIGNER: "Sigh." (Dies a little inside.)
Would you let Captain Tweaker near your kids?
Perhaps he’s just stressed out about the competition:
We’re on to you, Chocula.