Happy Friday, y’all! So check it out – a criminal mastermind in Richardson, Texas has apparently trained a monkey to steal plants from a nursery.
We mention this here for a number of reasons:
First, Stephen Colbert is off today, so we’re picking up the slack.
Second, we got this story from MonkeysInTheNews.Com, which means there’s a website called Monkeys In The News. (dot-com.)
Third, we needed to provide an alibi for Renata’s dog, who was busy getting expelled from puppy school last night, and nowhere near the scene of the crime. We swear.
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