When Lotus Child was little, her family’s car rolled down a hill. Not in the “Wheeeee, this is fun!” way. Or even the “Oh-no-the-parking-brake-failed!” way.
No, this was more of a “Why-are-we-suddenly-upside-down?” situation. As the family came to rest at the bottom of the hill, everyone looked around, discovered they were unhurt, and stepped out of the car, cool as a family of cucumbers.
Probably to wild applause. We don’t know. We weren’t there.
What we do know is the girl was already training for a career at the Mortar.
Mortar is pleased to announce the addition of the fabulously talented Lotus Child as Associate Creative Director.
How talented? Don’t take it from us. Check out her portfolio.
You may now applaud wildly.