Aug. 6th, 2008

If only she was 35. Wait – no, that would be bad. People might vote for her.

Feminists the world over will simultaneously cringe and hope when they discover the latest blonde chick in the presidential race: Paris Hilton. (Hey, if Hillary could win them over, Paris could, too.)
If you haven’t seen John McCain’s "celebrity" ad attacking Obama for – yeah, that’s right – being popular, then go YouTube it now. Then come back and watch this rebuttal by none other than Paris Hilton herself:

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On second thought, she couldn’t possibly be worse than what we’ve got now. I would be sorely tempted to scribble in the little bubble next to her name if she were on the ballot – just to see what happens. Hehehehee.

Thanks to, uh, almost every single RSS feed I subscribe to:  the nation, yesbutnobutyes, bbc news, wired science blog, and… I’m sure there was another one. But I can’t find it anymore. Oh, well.

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