NASA has finally proved what we have long believed: The desire to rewrite copy is the Most Powerful Force In The Universe.
Here is a PowerPoint slide of their current slogan:
Yeesh. Apparently, NASA has also proved another one of our beliefs: Hell is not the Lake of Fire, it is the Conference Room of Mediocrity.
But we digress.
The point is, you see that slogan-like object, and you’re dying to rewrite that thing. Well, here’s your chance. Wired has started a contest to see if you can improve upon NASA’s work.
Submit, vote, and let us know how you do. You may find it’s not as easy as it looks.
Us, we’re partial to "NASA: Keeping Your Rectum Probe-Free Since 1958" or "You Like Satellite TV? You’re Welcome."
Godspeed, Space Copywriters!
Thanks for the tip, Boing-Boing!