May. 15th, 2007

Hey. Lawyers have feelings, too.

A Chicago law firm calls out the painful truth with this advertisement claiming, “Life’s short. Get a divorce.”

The city is outraged. Billboards are torn down. Reputations are dirtied. Children weep and parents everywhere shake their fists violently, praying for retribution.

And while the sign only lasted one week, business for Fetman Garland skyrockets.

Talk about some good, wholesome family values.

I would sit here and say I’m offended too, unfortunately, I’m too busy wishing I had my own law firm and that we had thought of this idea first.


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