Category: Deep Thoughts
November 26th, 2008

Getting Naked With Katie Couric.

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"Vikki, I'm very disappointed. I thought this was between us."

You guys know Vikki has seen Katie Couric naked, right? Well, she has. But, what made us think of this was actually this article in Penthouse The New York Times about reaching an audience that doesn't sit obediently before a single screen, waiting to be spoon-fed the news, but gets a lot of different news, at different times, in front of a lot of different screens. Our favorite bit:

"What Katie Couric is not giving us, as a mainstream evening-news
anchor, is an invitation to participate. So what if we changed the format of
her show? Every day she gives us a sneak preview of whom she will interview
over the next week. And you can go online and post your own questions. Maybe
two or three user questions end up on the evening news, and you’re like
a big star if she uses your question. She says your name: “This is Robert
Rasmussen’s question.” You’re totally psyched. You feel awesome."

Yep – that "invitation to participate" is pretty important stuff. Some brands offer it. Others don't. How does the difference affect you? What does it make you think about the brand that doesn't? To us, it makes the brand that wants to hear from you seem brave, experimental, willing to fail. And the non-participatory brand? Technically clueless at best, just-plain-clueless at worst.

You'll be hearing a lot about the participatory experience from us in the coming year. Naturally, we'd love to hear what you think.

November 13th, 2008

For Those About To Slack.

AC/DC brings us the world's first SFW music video – presented entirely in Microsoft Excel. Enjoy, but then you have to promise to stop watching those damn puppies and get back to work.

Frederik Samuel, we salute you.

November 12th, 2008

Humm-Baby!

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MORTARBLOG: "We love a good pun around these parts, and this headline…"

READERS: "Shut up. You just wanted an excuse to talk about the Giants. What does this have to do with marketing, anyway?"

MORTARBLOG: "Well, um, see, um, it's a headline, and we write headlines, and um…"

READERS: "And, um, spare us. You're totally in the tank for the Giants. Just admit it."

MORTARBLOG: "No, really! It's a conversation about mass media and…"

READERS: (glowering incredulously) "Don't make us come up there."

MORTARBLOG. "Sorry."

READERS: "Grab some pine, meat."

P.S. Yay, Timmah!

P.P.S. Tommy Lasorda is the devil.

October 29th, 2008

If The Mortarblog Had Opening Credits.


LISA: “Dad, we did something very bad!”

HOMER: [eating pork rinds, frowns] “Did you wreck the car?”

BART: “No.”

HOMER: [frowns] “Did you raise the dead?”

LISA: “Yes.”

HOMER: [more frowns] “But the car’s okay?”

KIDS: “Uh-huh.”

HOMER: [relieved] “All right then.”

Is there anything better than Treehouse of Horror? How about this sneak preview from “How To Get Ahead In Dead-vertising,” from The Simpsons upcoming 19th annual? Happy early Halloween.

October 7th, 2008

“Waiter, there’s a fly in my…HEY!”


Monkey. Frickin’. Waiters!

"We called out for more beer just then and it brought us some beer! It’s amazing how it seems to understand human words," said 71-year-old retiree Miho Takikawa, who said she came to the tavern specifically to meet the monkeys."

No, Miho-san. It’s amazing that someone has trained monkeys to bring beer!

It’s amazing no one thought of this before.
It’s amazing that we don’t already have one!

Arigato, Boing-Boing!