Oct. 29th, 2008

If The Mortarblog Had Opening Credits.

LISA: “Dad, we did something very bad!”

HOMER: [eating pork rinds, frowns] “Did you wreck the car?”

BART: “No.”

HOMER: [frowns] “Did you raise the dead?”

LISA: “Yes.”

HOMER: [more frowns] “But the car’s okay?”

KIDS: “Uh-huh.”

HOMER: [relieved] “All right then.”

Is there anything better than Treehouse of Horror? How about this sneak preview from “How To Get Ahead In Dead-vertising,” from The Simpsons upcoming 19th annual? Happy early Halloween.

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