Author Archives: MortarMark
October 22nd, 2009

In Which Chris Does Not Feel The Love.

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Chris says: "Feels like another case of someone at Microsoft saying, "Let's make some ads that feel as cool as the Mac ads. But don't make it feel like a Mac ad.""

We say: "Hey! We've totally been to that Duane Reade."

We also say: "So, when Windows 7 turns out to be as craptastic as Vista, we blame that bald dude?"

October 21st, 2009

More proof animals can sell

20091021_cadbury_gorilla_18 If you're wrestling with whether to follow the lead of Geico's Gekko, Aflac's Duck or The Jolly Green Giant, Cadbury's have a lesson for you. Remember that spot we posted back in 2007 with the drumming Gorilla? well according to an official spokesperson that ad alone helped drive a 10% increase in Cadbury's sales. Quote: 

"….It's a phenomenal amount.

Ad-man
Ben Walker says the commercial also changed advertising by opening
companies up to more exciting ideas. He sat on a jury that voted it one
of the best ads of the year.

From then on, the question in corporate boardrooms has been…

WALKER: What's the next Gorilla, we want the next one of those, yeah."

NPR continues:

"None
of the ads have run in the U.S., but Cadbury's Tony Bilsborough says
they've received millions of hits on You Tube, and inspired dozens of
homemade spoofs from all over the world.

BILSBOROUGH: The advertising itself has actually made Cadbury — the brand — cool again.

And cool is something Kraft will probably have to pay extra for."

Food for thought. Full story here.

October 13th, 2009

Renata’s Dog Has An Alibi.

And to think we went all day without being those lame Californians who freak out at the first sign of rain.

It appears, however, that we've sprung a leak.

On the bright side, Sienna is not at fault. This time. 

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MOLLY: "Look up, genius." 

HUGH: "Not without a brief."

Don't y'all fret none. Big ideas are waterproof.

October 9th, 2009

dHow Change Happens.

Marin Community Foundation's website before:

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And today – Marin Community Foundation's website with the Power Of Mortar:

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Not to toot our own horn, but…it looks a little better. Go check it out. Did you know MCF just gave $35 million to Marin County schools? It's true. You can look it up. And if you go to school in Marin, you can look it up with your new tutor, or during your new after-school program…

October 8th, 2009

We Grow Weary Of Your Sexually Suggestive Dancing – Bring Us Our Ranch Dressing Hose!

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Far be it from us to criticize the great Hugh Hefner (blessings and peace be upon him,) but the cover girl for Playboy's November 2009 issue is rumored to be…Marge Simpson?! Well, we suppose it does get folks talking about Playboy, which is always a good thing. For Playboy.

Plus, it gives us an excuse to post random Simpsons quotes:

MARGE: Do you want your son to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?

HOMER: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?

MARGE: Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!

HOMER: Now who's being naïve?!

You tell her, Homey.