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July 13th, 2006

Web makes a monkey of the Networks. Virals ads twice as effective as Superbowl advertising.

Picture_11_3 The Wall Street Journal reports that Careerbuilder’s recent Monk-e-mail email program has been played 44 million times and attracted 6.5 million unique visitors to the site. As the budget was "around" $200,000 it compares very favorably to Careerbuilder’s ads on the Superbowl.

In contrast, the TV cost around $5 million to air, reaching a maximum of 90 million viewers.

Mortar’s advanced mathematicians figure each Superbowl viewer cost 5 cents. A view of the Monkey’s provided a web view for half that (2.5 cents).

And unlike the Superbowl ad Monk-e-mail has a much longer tail — its still pulling visitors and generating word of mouth a year later .

No wonder the venture capital community is wondering why Madison Avenue is taking so long to move its dollars from broadcast to the Web.

July 10th, 2006

OB10 goes global with the Mortar

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We (Mortar) just launched this website for the global OB10 network.

I know. You miss the typical opinionated Mortablog rant.

But let’s be clear, we started this blog so we could share our love for our clients with you.

And there is a lot of love for mighty OB10 at the Mortar.

The good folks at OB10 look after the little guy: they speed invoices across the Internet AND they save trees.

You should see the reception these guys get at Shared Services conferences. They are like rock stars in Accounting.

Take a look and pass it along to the people who pay your bills.

The opinions expressed in  Mortablog  are not necessarily those of the author or anyone else at the Mortar
for that matter.  Just who owns them is kind of unclear really.  If you
do find someone who will own up to them for sure, let us know.

July 10th, 2006

Show us your briefs– Part I

Einsteinhair_2Combined the Mortar gang has three quarters of a century of experience in advertising and I am proud to report we are still not happy with our briefs. 

In the hope that the Truth Really Is Out There, here are ten thoughts on giving  good  brief:

What is a Creative Brief? 

Simply put, the written instructions to creative. Typically developed after research into a marketing problem the brief marks the transition from the account team to creative.

Be warned, many people (particularly Creative Directors) believe there is no such thing as a Great Brief. Take Jeremy Diamond at Ogilvy:

“Everyone remembers [Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel] but no one remembers the brief. No one ever built a great brand by writing great briefs. The truth is that there is no such thing a great brief-only a brief which leads to a great creative idea”.

To a degree, Jerry has a point. As hard as it is to squeeze all that is known about a job into 350 words or less, the brief represents the jumping off point for the creative process, it’s something to be good at. What really matters is the end result.

Yet, a communications environment defined by consumers who are no longer loyal to a handful of media (were they ever?) demands a creative process that starts from a more fundamental point. For us, at Mortar, it has caused a general elevation of the briefing process into something much more critical and rigorous.

That’s enough waffle. On to THE DEEP THOUGHTS:

1. Briefs are Intellectual Property. They are secret.  Wise corporations don’t let anyone see their briefs. No wonder Agencies rarely publish them. After great work, effective briefs are the most important, if least discussed, part of our craft. In contrast to discussions about the end result, tantalizingly little is available online or off on the pivotal point at which Research and Insight become the marching orders for the Great Unwashed. [Unrepentent brief voyeurs are advised to avoid the AdPulp site simply becuase it posts details of Campbell Ewald’s brief for Kaiser Permanente’s $40 million Thrive campaign).

BTW a few years ago Mortar’s founding CD, Tim Spry, caught a glimpse of a Mad Dogs and Englishmen’s brief. We hired the next person who brought us a copy.

[Mad Dogs have since foundered which is a pity, as they had the second best Agency name in the business, the best belonging of course to Portland’s Wexley School for Girls].

2. Good briefs are short.

3. Briefs must be comprehensive. (I know that contradicts 2. but where did we say brief writing is easy?).

4. Your client should sign their brief in blood (we recommend pricking a digit, but full on dismemberment is not to be discouraged). Skip this stage at your peril. Although it is common in consumer product marketing meetings (well it happened to me once), we don’t recommend going as far as conducting a "Reading of the brief" at the beginning of each meeting. It’s a downer.

5. The brief is a living and breathing document. It should be delivered verbally and supported in writing. If you are commenting on the brief exclusively via email you’re missing the point. The discussion is the brief.

6. If you are a client do not add any words to a brief. The brief is a work of art. You either like it or you don’t. Just as you would never art direct your agency (you wouldn’t do that, right?) briefs are black and white. Don’t settle until you can agree with every word.

7. Oh, and clients? The brief is for your Agency’s creative team, not you. It needs to set them off. Get them all loopy. Great briefs cause gales of laughter. Insightful and odd, fresh briefs are good. Banal briefs are bad. Briefs that provoke profanity and consternation should be culled at birth and turned into a fancy pelt coat for someone else’s brand, preferably the competition.

8. At a minimum good briefs attempt to answer these questions:

– What are we selling?
– What do we want to accomplish?
– Why will anyone care?
– What’s the idea?
– What is the communication challenge?
– What do we need to keep in mind?
– Who is our audience?
– What is our tone?
– Will England (ever) win the World Cup?

By the way, if the answers are easy coming you aren’t working hard enough.

9. Sleep on it. Like the ideas they are designed to provoke, great briefs hold their luster overnight. Bang out your brief. Share it around. Then sleep with it before sharing.

10. Watch over your brief. Once your baby is out in the world, she will get to hang out with all kinds of characters. Hopefully you brought her up well and she’ll behave. But every now and again she’ll test her limits and do something silly. So be sure to check in with her every now and then. 

Consider, the true genius of Fallon’s "unbanking" campaign for financial services behemoth Citibank lies not in the initial idea, but their ability to keep Citi’s work fresh and on brief (and us chuckling) for over 5 years (yes, it’s been that long):

CitifamFallon Minneapolis, winner of this year’s Plan of the Year for newspaper advertising, snagged the Citibank account by promising to be "unbanklike" in its approach. The result: a series of whimsical ads promoting the bank’s various financial services, appearing in unorthodox sections of the paper and sporting catch phrases like "Sometimes wealth is buying the $6 popcorn and not obsessing over the fact that you just paid $6 for popcorn."

Another appeal, promoting Citibank’s home-equity line of credit, drew in readers with the hook: "There’s got to be at least $25,000 hidden in your house. We can help you find it."

Picture_23_1Still another spot showed up in the comics section, of all places. Alongside Peanuts and Doonesbury, the ad declared: "Sometimes wealth is having time to read these." – Brandweek, 2001

See more of Fallon’s Citi work here.

The opinions expressed in MortaBlog are not necessarily those of the author or anyone else at the Mortar for that matter.  Just who owns them is kind of unclear really.  If you do find someone who will own up to them for sure, let us know.

July 10th, 2006

Healthcare advertising thrives. Again.

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Campbell-Ewald's Thrive campaign for HMO Kaiser Permanente is a smashing hit by most accounts.

Over the past 18 months, snappy commercials and billboards from Kaiser Permanente's $40 million "Thrive" campaign have helped add 8.3 million members nationwide to the HMO– and pushed the typically conservative health care industry as a whole to be far more experimental in how it talks to Americans about healthcare.

In a surprising twist, Northern California's The Contra Costa Times reports that Farmers Markets are now springing up at  Kaiser facilities to give patients and nearby residents access to fresh fruits and vegetables.

And Kaiser is replacing traditional vending machine fare at its hospitals with healthier snacks.

Its all part of Thrive's focus on staying healthy–and away from the doctor.

In one survey by Kaiser of 1,100 respondents, 60 percent of shoppers said they are now eating more fruits and vegetables. 

By backing Thrive so forefully, Kaiser have  successfully capitalized on America's concern with obesity–and our newfound interest in the food pyramid.

And the campaign is winning fans amongst the toughest audience of all, Kaiser's own employees:

"Kaiser RN, Carolyn Koestel, thought the commercials were dumb and a waste of money at first (reports the Contra Costa times). But the 18-year Kaiser employee said she changed her mind, especially after her grandchildren and their friends began reciting, "All hail broccoli" when they came over for lunch. Now, she said, she appreciates the back to basics approach."

Kaiser has also ignited a surge in interest in healthcare communications–too commonly thought of as a bit of a snoozefest.

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But credit where credit is due. We discovered this "viral" campaign for Blue Cross of Minnesota on–gasp–Crispin Porter & Borgusky's site during some recent research for a new hospital client.

"Do" reminds consumers that they are surrounded by opportunities to do something healthy – like taking the stairs rather than the elevator or getting of the couch to perform the odd household chore.

Crispin's campaign does not celebrate life as strongly as Kaiser's–but clients on a tight budget will appreciate the simplicity and strong viral element of Crispin's work.

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The opinions expressed in  Mortablog are not necessarily those of the author or anyone else at the Mortar for that matter.  Just who owns them is kind of unclear really.  If you do find someone who will own up to them for sure, let us know.

July 7th, 2006

Work out these Work Out ads.

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This ad campaign (By Draft New Zealand) for Les Mills International’s assumes gym rats are smart afterall.

Thanks to AdRants.

The opinions expressed in MortaBlog are not necessarily those of the author or anyone else at the Mortar
for that matter.  Just who owns them is kind of unclear really.  If you
do find someone who will own up to them for sure, let us know.

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