Yes, I’m in advertising. But some things just aren’t meant to be. The New York Times features a growing "medium" for local businesses – paying private SUV and truck owners to wrap their vehicles in advertisements. It’s like "Pimp my Ride" meets local television commercials meets a world before pop-up blockers (ugh, yuck, bleck).
Makes me want to either:
(a) throw up, or
(b) make my millions on the first human adaptation of horse blinders