Jan. 7th, 2009

We’re Going To Need You To Go Ahead And Not Talk.


Dude. We totally know what you mean. When you can't get that stupid little straw to to go in the CapriSun box? And you're just sitting there stabbing the thing and the kid's all "wah-wah" and everbody's all staring at you? Sucks!

Or maybe the man just really hates O.J. Simpson?
Or really likes Sunny-D?

Awesomeness amid the global wreckage courtesy of Mortar alum Jeremy, via Murderburger.


  • Feb. 4th, 2009

    I’ll go one further and proclaim death to all fruits with a high glycemic index. I see what it is you’re trying to do to me.

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