Dude. We totally know what you mean. When you can't get that stupid little straw to to go in the CapriSun box? And you're just sitting there stabbing the thing and the kid's all "wah-wah" and everbody's all staring at you? Sucks!
Or maybe the man just really hates O.J. Simpson?
Or really likes Sunny-D?
Awesomeness amid the global wreckage courtesy of Mortar alum Jeremy, via Murderburger.