Dear Applicants:
Thank you for crashing our inbox with all of your delicious
qualifications. Due to the overwhelming response, we might have to hire
an intern to hire our intern.
Trust that we have, indeed, received all queries, and are in the
process of sifting and selecting. We will get back (soon, we promise)
and set up an interview sometime in the week of June 29ish.
Please, no calls or follow-up emails. As much as we'd like to
personally get back to you all, it just ain't gonna happen. If you are
a finalist you'll be hearing from us – warn your parents.
Thank you for your interest in Mortar!
The Management.
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