Feb. 1st, 2008

The Coveted Thunderlips Endorsement


Interesting developments on the endorsement front.
In the same 24-hour stretch, Barack Obama supporter George Clooney tells CNN he won’t stump for the Illinois senator because, as a celebrity, "sometimes you hurt the person you’re trying to support."

This makes sense.

Meanwhile, Hulk Hogan endorses Obama on Jimmy Kimmel.

This also makes sense.

It breaks down like this:

If Clooney starts tooting his horn, it’s "Hollywood versus the Heartland." (That’s bad.)

If, on the other hand, The Hulkster flexes his electoral pectorals, it’s Hollywood versus the Heartland…in a Steel Cage First Blood Texas Deathmatch! (That’s entertainment!)

We just wonder if this endorsement will affect the candidate’s position…ON GUN CONTROL, BROTHER!

Now if we can just get Hillary’s people talking to Rowdy Roddy Piper

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