For some reason, AdCritic decided to give us “credit” for the Bud Light “Great Apes” Super Bowl spot. While we’re flattered that everyone thinks we ran a Super Bowl spot this year, we, um…didn’t. And if we had, it would have gone a little something like this:
FADE IN: EXT. ZOO, DAY.
TWO SUPER-INTELLIGENT GORILLAS HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION.
GORILLA #1: “I’ve been working on this plan for three years. The same Bud Light delivery guy goes by every Thursday at the same time…”
GORILLA #2: “Wait, wait, wait. We’re super-intelligent gorillas. We can read, write, and talk. Bobo has had an investment blog for two years!”
CUT AWAY TO BOBO, POUNDING ON A LAPTOP.
GORILLA #1: “So what are you saying?”
GORILLA #2: “For one thing, why don’t we just ask for a beer. And for another…Bud Light!? You’re a highly-evolved mammal! That’s the best you could think of?”
GORILLA #1: “Sorry…”
GORILLA #2 : “Maybe we’re not all that super-intelligent. Geez.”
BOBO: "I wasn’t going to say anything…"
CUT TO: TITLE CARD.
TITLE CARD: Heineken. It’s about the beer.