OMG! WTF!? Facebook is down! How could this have happened? HOW!?
Bastards.
You will never break the spirits of our brave American* Farm(ville) workers.
Well, what do we do now?
Yeah, yeah. Already did that. What else?
Sounds like our last creative presentation. HIYO!
But seriously, what else can we do?
Very nice. We loves us a Quick-Reaction PR Tweet. (Say that five times fast.)
Wicked-smaht, ZipCar Boston.
Oh, snnnnnap! Why you gotta hate, Emilburp?
HA! Suck it, Al Qaeda! USA! USA! USA!