Thanks to our friends at AdRants for pointing out the new ads featuring Paris Hilton. Hmmm, on second thought, “thanks” might not be the word we were looking for. Anyway, the nation’s top useless skank is again being paid to shill an icky product. This time, canned sparkling wine! Yum!
The can is gold:
And so’s the ‘ho:
First the Hasselhoff obsession and now Paris Hilton. What’s wrong with Germany? (Aside from the first half of the 20th century.)