October 23rd, 2007

Ho-Ho-Hold It Right There Or We’ll Open Fire.

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When we saw the Glambo Signature Series "Hello Kitty" HK-AK-47, well, it made us proud to be Americans.

It also reminded us of what a good girl Renata’s been this year.

If you’re in the mood to shop – or if you absolutely, positively have to kill everything in the #($*%(ing room, why not give the gift that keeps on giving  – at a 600 round-per-minute rate of fire?

The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they’re gone! A mere $100 extra includes Glambo’s signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard.
A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.
A bargain at only $1072.95!

GlamGuns.com, courtesy of the good folks at BoingBoing.

October 15th, 2007

Beautification for Blog Action Day

Here at Mortar, we like to think of ourselves as do-gooders. Ryan plastered a cityscape to his cube wall and houses enough plants in his 8×8 foot cubicle to make the whole office feel like a tropical rain forest – just to make us feel good. We’ve worked with clients who generate water from air (totally nifty) and who are so serious about sustainability that the first thing they do when you arrive at their resort is plant a tree to offset the carbon footprint of the drive from the airport. Our direct mail goes out on recycled paper. We even have a cardboard box labeled with a blue rectangle that our empty beer bottles call home. (That thing gets a pretty good workout, believe-you-us.)

So, continuing in the tradition of being generally good people, we’re contributing to Blog Action Day. Spread the love.

October 15th, 2007

A trip to the emergency room is no joke…

…but the new Mortar ads for “Get In, Get Better, Get Going,” the groundbreaking St. Mary’s Medical Center campaign, are.

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The work uses unexpected humor to promote the accessibility of St. Mary’s facilities and top-notch medical staff to busy San Franciscans. To see more of the work in question, click here.

October 12th, 2007

What I Like About A Well-Built Brand.

Twenty-six seconds before you see anything more than a tiny URL.
An incredible twenty-seven seconds before you see a logo.

No voiceover. No hard-sell.

Just some music and some Erin.

This, my friends, is what a well-built brand earns you:

  • You don’t need to shout your name, because consistent, engaging creative and smart media buying have ensured that everyone already knows who you are.
  • You don’t need to slap the sell in your audience’s face because everyone already knows what you do.
  • You can just breathe easy, and give your audience a little something extra to…like about you.

It takes work. It takes belief.  But, if you can see the proverbial forest for the proverbial trees, the payoff for building a brand the right way makes great business sense.

Bravo.

 

P.S. To be fair, the GEICO cavemen did this pretty well too, before they overplayed their furry hand.

October 12th, 2007

We write ads. Or people die.

It’s that simple. Excellent spoof on A few good men. Thanks Mark Hornung.