Left: the Greatest Dane, Brigitte Nielsen, as Red Sonja before marrying Sly and hooking up with Flavor Flav.
Incidentally, I found a list of famous Danes on the web. The honor for Top Web Dane goes to Bjorn Hansen, a leader in the Perl programming community who also writes a blog about having home appliances delivered to his home. Go figure.
He’s got a way to go to before he catches Gitte, though.