DEER #1: "I’m feeling a little peckish. Let’s see what’s growing in Todd’s garden."
DEER #2: "Hey, good idea. I bet his tomatoes are coming in right about OH MY GOD! ZOMBIES! RUN!"
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Thanks to the big, delicious brains at Boing-Boing for the tip.