Y’all know we’re tight with the good people at Bacon Salt, right? They’re not our client or anything (ahem, nudge-nudge,) but they’re our homies. So we were psyched out of our minds to see Baconnaise get possibly the World’s Longest Plug on The Daily Show last night.
It starts here at about 3:45.

All good, right?
Then, at about 2:14, this happened.

Um…ouch!
First off, we’d like to say, “Nuh-uh, all things Bacon Salt are good.” Second off, we’d like to tell the kids at Bacon Salt to keep their heads up – the Daily Show audience is widely populated by…how do we say this? People who are predisposed to eating stuff. Because they’re unusually hungry.

(Paging Michael Phelps. Michael Phelps to a white courtesy phone…)

So when Baconnaise made its first appearance, we could hear a collective “Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, we gotta get some of that!” ring out across the nation.
(OK, so we could also hear the “On second thought…” across the nation, too. But it wasn’t as loud.)
In fact, we (Ok, they,) even have consumer video proving conclusively that Baconnaise does not make your tongue…you know.