Mortar helped CarryEco take on the heavy weights of greenwashing on EcoStiletto.com. Just because you tote around a reusable shopping bag doesn’t mean it’s good for the environment.

Save yourself the trouble of bobbing-and-weaving propaganda and pick-up a stylish CarryEco bag from TOKYObay.

Greenwashing is for wimps. CarryEco is for everyone else.

Well, here it is. Microsoft’s $300 million baby. Our verdict?

"I’m a PC and I’m insecure."
"I’m a PC and I think borrowed interest is a good substitute for an idea."
"I’m a PC and I still don’t have anything new to say."
"I’m a PC and I have more money than sense."

We warned you, Redmond – wow us or lose us. And we’re not feeling the wow.

What say you, Mortarblog Nation?

UPDATE: Oh, this is friggin’ priceless: The spot was made on a Mac.

Check out the new website Mortar created for the new Zivio Boom headset. Different tabs showcase places where a Zivio Boom comes in hand – er’ hands free. But proceed with viewing caution – looking at fashionable multitasking scenarios may cause feelings of inadequacy.

In which some knucklehead passes out at Shea Stadium and clever Met fans turn his misfortune into an opportunity. (Hey, it beats watching their relief pitching.)

Is it worse that this video is lighting up the YouTubes, or that we picked up the story from the New York Daily News?

Trust us – the longer you watch, the funnier this gets. Kind of like the Mets.