Author Archives: MortarMark
January 26th, 2009

In Which The Brits Complain About The Food.

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Cookie? Or Crime Against The Culinary Arts?

Ponder that notion for a moment:

British people. Complaining. About food.

These are the people who thought, "I know, let's take a sheep's brains, add oatmeal, stuff it in a sheep stomach and boil the whole thing! Gah, it'll be great!"

We must be talking seriously scary vittles here.

Anyway, you Mortarblog regulars know  – if there's one thing we harp about, it's this: People interact with your brand now. They can-and-will mess with you. Handle it wrong, and you're toast. Handle it right and you're much more delicious toast, served with butter and jelly on the finest china in all the land. 

This gentleman was apparently less than pleased with Virgin Atlantic's board of fare. So he decided to interact with the brand. Our favorite bit:

"I’ll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy
Richard. Now imagine it’s Christmas morning and you’re sat their with your
final present to open. It’s a big one, and you know what it is. It’s that
Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.
Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard.
It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing."

Sir Richard gave the bloke a call, and hopefully smoothed it all over. Any of you lot flying Virgin Atlantic these days? If so, do give us a restaurant review and let us know if the letter had any effect. It certainly got some press.

January 20th, 2009

OK, People – Back To Work.

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…right after this. The Hopeful Hearts Club, by Michael Cuffe. 

The singer's going to sing a song/and he wants you all to sing along.

Via Boing-Boing.

January 14th, 2009

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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Ricardo Montalban
1920-2009

Fantasy Island star Ricardo Montalban
died today at Casa Montalban of natural causes. He was 88.

Now, important to the cultural lexicon as Montalban may be – why are we talking about this here? This is why: let's face it, folks. You don't remember Montalban from his star turn in Pepita Jimenez. No.
You remember Montalban for three things: Fantasy Island, Wrath of Khan…and this:

That's right. El Cordoba.
They gave Montalban one of the single worst cars ever built, paired it with possibly the single hackiest script ever written, and he still made it legendary.

May you rest in peace and rich Corinthian leather, compadre. Vaya con Dios.

P.S. Shatner, you better have an alibi.

Scoopage via RadarOnline.

January 13th, 2009

Myspace… Facebook… Twitter… Daytum?

Regardless of the many naysayers of Twitter, you can't deny that 752% growth in 2008 is quite a feat. But how sustainable is the Twitter platform? With Facebook status updates quickly looking a lot like tweets, I have a hard time believing that Twitter is here for the long haul.

What's next? Perhaps Daytum. Currently in private BETA, Daytum is a blog-like or Facebook profile-like community for sharing your personal data. If people are this into sharing the makeup of their minutes in tweets, sharing all aspects of daily lives might be the logical progression – minutes late, jackets worn, drinks drank, and more.

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It's certainly good looking and interesting. And the founder's annual report is a gorgeous way of summing up all the little actions that make up a person's year.

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January 13th, 2009

The Oval Office, IKEA style

Things I'd rather stab myself in the eye with my Mortar recession kit spork than engage in ANOTHER conversation about:

1. The recession. (But the recession kit is damn cool, if I do say so myself)

2. Change. Brought on by Obama (awesome), but not so awesome that this word now epitomizes everything 2009.

Even IKEA has jumped on the "change" bandwagon, converting Washington D.C.'s Union Station into a mock Oval Office fully equipped with IKEA furniture and Secret Service officers.

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For the "Embrace Change" campaign, IKEA has taken over Union Station with posters, banners, and wraps.

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The campaign is timely and well-executed, but I'm still eying that spork.

Thanks to Apartment Therapy for the tip.