Tag Archives: Zombies

May 19th, 2011

Food For Thought. Or Vice-Versa.


"You're with the government? Don't worry…they only eat people with brains."

So the CDC just posted a new Preparedness Guide...In Case Of Zombie Apocalypse.

Forgetting for a moment that we totally called this, we find it notable that the post not only didn't get anyone at the CDC in trouble, it was the possibly most popular thing they've ever posted – and a good way to get Americans to think about overall disaster preparedness.

"The blog post went up on Monday. “A typical post gets 1,000 hits,” (CDC spokesman David) Daigle said. “We got 10,000, then 30,000 on Tuesday, and then it crashed the server.” The server then reportedly came back to life and ate the IT guy's brain."

OK, we made part of that up. But it wasn't the "30,000 hits" part. Our point is, See how much traction a little well-placed, unexpected humor can get you? Particularly if you're known for being boring?

Think about it. While you still can.


Via The New York Times (And Zombie Flanders.)





May 18th, 2010


We've picked on Ford in the past, but the Mortarblog is nothing if not fair. Hard, but fair. Anyway…zombieproofing as product attribute? That's a benefit we can really…wait for it…wait for it…sink our teeth into.*  But seriously, do you ever play that game? You know, when you're getting into the car and you're spazzing with your latte and your keys and your shades and your iPod and your groceries? We always think – "Man, if we were trying to get away from zombies right now, we'd be toast." You ever do that? You don't? Nobody? Just us? Sigh. Never mind. Just watch the dang commercial.

*Work with us, people. It's Tuesday.