"Release your anger. Also, any cash you happen to have laying around."
In Imperial economic news, earnings reports are so bad, Darth Vader has taken to robbing Long Island banks. Yes, really.
"Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side. Or this Glock, beeyotch."
The perpetrator was seen making his escape on a landspeeder. OK, "bike."
Still – mad style points for the cape!
Is this going to be the best episode of Law & Order ever, or what?
P.S. We are watching you, Renata.
Via the rebel scum at Boing Boing.