Category: Mortar’s Work
November 27th, 2012

miraDry Radio Spots: From Conception to Birth.

Imagine having an evil perspiration fairy who follows you around and decides at the most inappropriate moments that you will sweat like Iguaçu Falls. For 1 in 5 Americans, constant sweating is a very real problem, and no one had figured out a lasting way to fix it. Until, that is, our client miraDry developed an innovative procedure that eliminates underarm sweat by over 80%, giving hope to sweat-gifted people everywhere.

miraDry asked us for a campaign that would hook the female segment of this audience, since initial research showed women were more open to finding a sweat solution. Our strategy team recruited female super-sweaters (imagine breaking the ice on those phone calls) and spent days in focus groups asking them what it’s like to sweat too much, and the million ways it makes everything harder. First dates. Job interviews. Wearing any color besides Johnny Cash black. Or even just walking down the street. Some stories were near-painful, but the women were glad to openly vent about the issue.

Of all the insights we unearthed, one rose to the top: Your sweat doesn’t define you. We needed women to realize that they aren’t the problem – sweat is the enemy. It’s an intruder that prevents the real you from shining. These women could be feeling spectacular, when for some unknown reason their pits activate like loose sprinklers, making them look and feel nervous, verklempt, and just plain out of whack.

It was clear that sweat felt like some “thing” that takes over women’s bodies. So we thought: What if we brought Sweat to life? Gave it a voice? Translating those awkward feelings into words was bound to be funny – and it positioned sweat as the problem. Radio was the perfect medium, and a campaign was born – or at least, conceived. Like any healthy being, it needed to incubate, grow, and pass rigorous testing before it could enter the world.

We brought our focus groups back to test the radio spots, and the women devoured them. The work both entertained, and appealed to the emotions they deal with regularly. Five months after our research phase began, the spots have begun running in Miami and Atlanta on Pandora’s web and mobile sites.  In its first week, click-through rates notably outperformed the average for local campaigns.

Like we always say, it pays to do advertising the right way. By not jumping straight to the pretty pictures, but instead starting with a carefully crafted plan based on actual, confirmed facts. Yes, this means successful creative can’t just be birthed overnight. But when it finally comes to life, it’s breathtaking. Or in some cases, it’s the grating voice of a 40-year-old woman from the Bronx.

Listen to the spots below.

miraDry: “First Date”

miraDry: “Job Interview”

November 1st, 2012

Saddened, We Are.

Are we broken up about Lucasfilm selling out to Disney? Or just jealous of George’s $4 billion retirement package? In either case, the artwork comes from our own Dan Youmans and Mark Lawson, who remind you to let the Wookiee win.

October 17th, 2012

Mortar Client News – The Lightning Round.

Lots of MortarPR client chatter going on. Westport, miraDry…in some decidedly different types of media.
Let’s round it up Mortarblog! Gameshow! Style!

We’re used to clients having questions. But we’ve never had a client actually BE a question. Until now. Last week, Mortar client miraDry was featured as a question on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? (EDITOR’S NOTE  –  Whoa, “Who Wants To Be a Millionaire” is still on? Do people still want to be a millionaire? That doesn’t even get us out of the 99% does it? Wouldn’t we still have to watch gameshows with the commoners? Sigh.) Ahem.  What were we saying? Ah, yes. Ordinarily this would be the part where we tell you who miraDry is and what they do, but let’s see if you can figure it out:

Leave your answer in the comments, and we’ll tell you if you’re smarter than Zany Hat Lady here. (She passed on the question.) Something tells us you are.

MEANWHILE, IN BURBANK…

THIS! IS! JEOPARDY!

ALEX TREBEK:
“The category is “Cities That Rhyme With Blue-ston.”  Natural gas engine innovator
Westport was mentioned in the Chroniclethis Texas city’s daily paper. French Stewart?”


FRENCH STEWART:
“The answer, of course, is “onions.” “

ALEX TREBEK:
“What? No! Burt Reynolds?”

BURT REYNOLDS:
“Yeah, whaddaya want?”

ALEX TREBEK:
“Never mind. The correct answer is “Houston.” The Houston Chronicle. You have control of the board.”

BURT REYNOLDS:
“Gimme “The Rain In Spain” for $8,000.”

ALEX TREBEK:
“Good Lord, man! That category is “Train Travel,” and for $400, the question is: “Westport is putting
natural gas-powered trains on the rails according to this City By The Bay’s newspaper.  Mr. Connery.”

SEAN CONNERY:
“Moo.”

ALEX TREBEK:
“That is incorrect. “Moo” is not a city. The correct answer is “San Francisco.” The San Francisco Chronicle.
There were other media mentions of Westport’s role in this groundbreaking new energy movement, but you three are idiots. I hate my life.”

SEAN CONNERY:
“I’ll take “The Pen is Mightier,” Trebek.”


ALEX TREBEK:
“Oh no you won’t.”

Aaaaand that’s all the time we have for now.
If you need a story picked up, get ahold of MortarPR’s Allyson Stinchfield. She’ll put you right out there where everyone can see you.
As for the rest of you?

Here’s a big Dating Game smooch. We’ll see you next time.

 

Allyson Stinchfield’s wardrobe courtesy of Botany 500.

 

October 2nd, 2012

Spend 5 minutes. Maybe win $50.

Did you hear in Pennsylvania, they were trying to make people show their ID before they could vote? We’re sure glad they put the kibosh on that.

Heck, here at the Mortar we’ll practically pay you to vote. In fact, we’re conducting a little survey-thingamajigga to find out what readers like you think of the MortarBlog. And if you complete the survey by October 12, you’ll be entered for a chance to win a $50 Amazon gift card.* Sounds like a worthwhile investment, don’t it?

Take the survey here.

Hooray for surveys, and Amazon!

 

*Free money? Considering that you can buy anything from solar-lighted garden gnomes to a full-sized bassoon to a 12-pack of bacon-wrapped sirloin steaks on Amazon – yes, this is essentially free money that we’re giving away. Just answer all the survey questions (truthfully, we repeat) by midnight PST on Friday, October 12, and you’ll be entered for a chance to win a $50 Amazon gift card. The gift card does not expire, and can be used to purchase anything on Amazon.com or its affiliated websites – like half a Kindle, for instance. Read Amazon’s full gift card terms and conditions here.

September 26th, 2012

Mortar Gives Healthcare Advertising the Defibrillator.

Typical healthcare advertising tends to focus on the hospital and its staff, and how shiny and perfect they all are. So for Carondelet Health Network in Arizona, we knew the typical campaign wouldn’t cut it.

See, what really matters to people about hospitals, is the ability to stay out of them. And that’s exactly what our new campaign, “Be well,” gives them.

It’s like this. We all know the big secret to avoiding skin cancer: Wear sunscreen. Does that mean we dutifully slather on that viscous, chemical-scented cream every time we step outside? Of course not. Which is why it’s helpful to have a friend like Carondelet give you that extra little nudge – a reminder to do the stuff we already know we should be doing.

Be Well is a call to action, your personal cheerleader, and a high-five from a stranger rolled into one. It gives people a reason a smile, whether they’re filling up…

going up…

or shopping for dinner.

 

“Be well” gives mall shoppers a reason to take the stairs…

or compliment a stranger on the bus.

 

And this summer, “Be well” gave Olympics viewers a break from traditional Olympics ads.

The campaign has already made an indelible impact on Southern Arizona, and established Carondelet as the resident guardian of wellness. It’s scored attention from the press, and the coverage keeps rolling in. As for the client? They couldn’t be more pleased with the results.

Not only are we giving Arizona residents the gift of wellness, we’re making them feel a little bit happier every time we encounter them. And not once have we shown a deliriously happy doctor in a white coat.