This is not, repeat not an excuse to show the Three Stooges.
This is a highly scientific gender-bias study.
This is a test of NBC’s new media site.
This is a candid look at a Mortar Management Meeting.
This is not, repeat not an excuse to show the Three Stooges.

(That oughta fool ’em, Moe. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.)

Enjoy.

Despite some initial misgivings, we all survived the AIDS/LifeCycle. Every last member of Team Mortar (and honorary guests). Seven strong and only one flat tire, one collapsed tent, two cases of butt rash, five margaritas (come on, did you really think we’d last the whole week dry?), one mortifying walked-in-on-while-you’re-lubing-yourself-up experience, three cases of dehydration, one train-like snorer, one popped sleeping pad, way too many porta-potty visits and five million Pop-Tarts, Clif Bars, and fruit snacks. Oh, that and a total of $25,529 raised to fight HIV and AIDS.

Team Mortar – Tami, Shauna, Ryan (hiding in the back), Steph, Sarah, and Renata (Ryan #2 is MIA)

Highlights…

Impromptu dance parties (plus, men in bikinis/speedos/stripper boots on red dress day)

Ginger

And of course, the champagne toast at the completion of 545 miles. Congrats to Team Mortar and everyone who finished the ride. It’s been an amazing experience.

No, the San Diego Zoo isn’t promoting their new location in back of Hogwarts, but it sure does look that way.

Thanks to OhLaLaMag for this one.